Mon, 17 Sep 2007 00:07:57 GMT

So I have officially made my first entry in the new journal. If I have added some of you and you have not added me back, I will kill you. Please check your livejournal friend's list because all of those who had requested to be added that I found to not be fat or freaky (everyone except one person) have since been added. That is all.

Barf (Soymilk Makes Me)

Sun, 02 Sep 2007 09:09:00 GMT

Alright, listen up homos.

It's just your lucky day as I am currently awake listening in on "Iron Chef America" and about the meat inside of a dumpling. Asian meatballs. Savory sauce. Meatsicles. All of these things are like passengers in my ever heaping shit existence but this is only the minor issue at hand.

Why I am updating is because I got a new computer which has lead me to believe that I can be a writer again so my most recent activity of the last five minutes has been trying to think of a good livejournal name. That's right, I'm starting a new livejournal. I have more mature (hopefully) intentions of posting in this "new livejournal" because my boyfriend says that the aggression I have toward everyday situations is not ok to be taken out on him. I am starting a NEW journal instead of writing in THIS one because I have decided to toss all of you fat internet freaks (namely "indiefucks") off and move forward with those that aren't fat or freakish with a new journal. This will leave me with a grand total of 0 internet readers but I don't give a damn. I have anger managment issues to take hold of here by the horns with my hands and a keyboard and a livejournal name having to do with meat or std's. One of those was inspired by Iron Chef America and I don't think it's the one you would guess.

So, without further bullshit, I have spent the last two hours coming up with a pleasant livejournal name and finding and stealing a pleasant Mary Poppins livejournal layout from some unsuspecting internet teenager on some livejournal community. In these last two hours I have filled my ash tray to the brim with loogies and I can guarantee that some of you want to get in on this shit; if not for the username but for the Poppins layout or maybe even the loogies. With that said, if you are confident in my affection toward you, comment here and I will let you know if your confidence was or was not in vain and will add you to my new name or not add you to my new name without hesitation accordingly. Please do not confuse "freakish" with "disturbed" as there are some real sicko's on this "domyballs" livejournal ship that I fully intend on keeping on board.

Godspeed.

FORGET WHAT YOU KNOW.

Barf (Soymilk Makes Me)